1 Jat nu kavi samelan ch zabardasti stage te bhej dita janda hai.
O sher araz karda hai
"E Chand sitaro,
Bhen de yaaro,
mainu kuj ni aanda,
mainu thalle utaro"
By: no one
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ajkal dia Kudiyaan da dialog --
.
.
,
.
.
.
"Bebe koi munda manda fasona ta
gal kar"
"Roti pakoni koi saukha kam
aa"
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Father : ki hoya put, kyu royi jana, mainu das main v tere dosta varga ha
Son : ki dasa yarr, apni vali nu milan geya c, tere vali ne dekh leya, bahut kuteya yarr
By: Tarun Sachar
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ik kudi collage nu ja rahic,Os nu parpoz karn lai ik munde ne kiha,"Chann ta Raat nu charda hai,Ajj dine kive?
KUDI: "ULLU ta RAAT nu bolde ne,Ajj dine kive?
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Sharma & hiswife went forDivorce.
Judge:U have 3 kids.How wil u divide them?
Sharma thinks & says, chado ji fir agle sal 4 jawaka nal awa ge fir 2-2 kar lwa ge..
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Chuhi chuhe se-Tu mere lyi jaan de sakda a?
Chuha-kade nhi?
chuhi-kyon?
chuha-:Ssadi maa nu put nhi labne tenu yaar bathere......
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Mom: Pappu meri chappal lab de. .
Smart Pappu after 5 min .
opened google.com and . typed
"WWW.bebe di khabbe pair di chapal.com
By: navi shrivastava
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Master-kaka pad liya kr,teri umar ch ta Gandhi ne B.A. kr liti si.
Student-master ji tusi v kuch sikh liya kro,tuhadi umar ch ta Bhagat singh ne fansi le li si.
By: viru choudhary
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ranja aya Bulet chla k, Heer bethi jean pa k, Ranja ne chlaya gear pa k, heer digi nali ch ja k, Ranja utarya gogls lah k
FIR KI,Heer ne Ranja kutya lamma pa k
By: viru choudhary
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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CONDUCTR: BEBE bus vichon kyu utar gi tu?
BEBE: A bus chalni ta hai ni,
CNDCTR: O KYU?
BEBE: aa dekh college de munde keh rahe ne bus vich koi PURJA ta hai ni.
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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1 hathi talwar chaki aunda c,kidi nu dekh
os ne talwar sut diti,kidi ne puchia tu
talwar q sut diti,hathi ne keha:'takk k
tera husan goriye hthon hthiyar gye'
By: smayal mayal
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Air hostess to all the passenger.?
Kripya apni -apni belt bandh le..
"santa asked"
Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kra.....?
By: SOHAIL KHAN
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy
Papa:Hum Aaj Hi A/C Lagwa Ly Gay
Paindu Bacha: Abba Aj Bari Garmi Ay
Abba: Ja Kanjra Tind Karwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway
By: SOHAIL KHAN
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?
Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??
By: SOHAIL KHAN
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ek Pregnet lady deliveri ke liye Dr Santa K paas gai deliveri ke time lady ne 'Padd" Mareya ta Dr Santa Bollya sare Pre ho Jao Munda BULLET te aa reha hai.,
By: Deep9009™
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Doctor :- Tuhaadi patni sirf 24 ghante di mehmaan hai..
SANTA :- Koi gal nai Doctor sahib.. jithe 24 Saal kad le othe 24 ghante hor sahi..
By: Deep9009™
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan kita hai k gurdware wich 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500 de note nahi chadaye jange
kyonKi
GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai.
By: Love
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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1971 da yudh chal reha c.Pak jahaj to bumb sut reha c Loki gharo bahar aa gaye.
Banto:Mein apne nakli dand bhul gayi.
Banta:'Saliye Jahaj bumb sutda kurkure ni.
By: Manpreet kaur
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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NIKY-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
NIKY'S BRDER-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...
By: kharak singh DHARTIDHAK
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Teacher to Student: Agar main tumhari maa hoti
to main tujhe 2 din mein sudhaar deti ...
Student: Madam main hune ja ke apne
Bapu nu dasda ki teri Lottery lag gi oye..........
By: sandi singh
In Jokes SMS
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Teacher: " Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi", Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh
By: sonia kaur
In Punjabi SMS
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JATT:-No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No Topi No Chatri Sirf Khtri. Mulla:- No Gas No Chulla Sirf Mulla.
PUNJABI:-na dalda na gheo punjabi sarea da peo..!
By: vikki gautam
In Punjabi SMS
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Babbu maan's.... Aj din paper da, ajj padhna paina, Degree nal paya panga poora krna paina.., tusi pass krdeo thonu fark ni paina, je fail hogya mera kakh ne rehna
By: Love
In Punjabi SMS
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Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.
Chal hun Teri Vaari..
Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Tusi Enj Kro.
Mobile off kro,
Battry kad lo
Sim v kad lo
Mobile Nu Road te rakh k uton
IT mar do
jadon tusi msg e nai krna te is
Kanjar da ki faida.
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:
maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..
maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
.
.
.
.
tu sandhay ty awein gaa....
By: jayant bhatia
In Jokes SMS
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1 Pendu Lady Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai.
1 Din Uska Banda Khana Khate Hue Mar Gya.
Larki Ne Logo Ko Bataya,
Haye Pani V Nai Mangia,Bs Water Water Krda C
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses
English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!
Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!
Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta...
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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santa: jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi menu meri biwi ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawan.
Friend: aur ab???
Santa: kha hi jaanda te changa c
By: jayant bhatia
In Jokes SMS
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Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,
kisi ne poocha:
Santa apka ghora konsa hai?
Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu
agay laya hoya ae.
By: jayant bhatia
In Jokes SMS
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Boys Attitude!
Wen A Boy Proposes A Girl
If She Says Yes
Then
“Pata Ni Kineya Nu Haa Kiti Honi A”
If She Says No
Then
“Bandri Apney Aap Nu Aishwariya Samjhdi Hai”
By: Rikshu jaadu
In Punjabi SMS
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Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?..
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya
Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha
GOLU:Theek He
Te Mousam Nawa Pa D
By: mandar jadhav
In Jokes SMS
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karwa choth di swer uth k wife pooja karane lagi,
husband: swere-2 ki rola paya hoya hai,
wife; sutta rah kanjra tera hi sayapa
karan lagi aa
By: rana
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.
banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Free free free dhoti naal kacha free.Cow naal Bachra free.Cheti cheti viyaah karva lo kanjro.nahi tah milega voti naal bacha free....!?!
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer chalana sikh lavan. Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti
To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.
Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay,
Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa to Preeto on suhaag raat
Soniye tenu apne do bullan naal kujh kar k dikhavan
Preeto - Haaye main mar javan karo ji.
Santa - Burraa.......
By: PANKAJ SINGH
In Punjabi SMS
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Man: Mein kaam per jaa raha hoon..
Sister: Allah ki amaan ho Veer..
Mother: Jeetey raho beta..
B.v: Ae kera time aey jan da?
Teray kam e nai mukday...
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa- Jado mai chota c,menu ik kuri nal pyar ho gya,te mai usde 4 bhrawa nal gal v karli c.
Banta-Fer ki hoya?
Santa-aje tak siddha tureya nai janda.
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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1 faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha :
"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey&q
By: aman preet
In Punjabi SMS
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1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:
1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.
Bacha: Baba nass hun.
By: aman preet
In Adult SMS
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1 Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein Gira
Aur Nikal k mast ho k Soi Hui Billi k Mooh pe Dom Maar k Bola.
Utth Kanjriye...
Pola Badmash Tera Mujra Wekhan Aaya Aye.
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi. banta us dukan te shave kraun aaya.santa-muchhan rakhaniyan ? banta:yes. santa:(muchhan katt ke): aa le jeb wich pa le
By: NAVDEEP SINGH
In Punjabi SMS
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9215542945.Gor se dekho is number ko.
.
eh ohi number hai..
.
ji haan ohi 1
number..
.
ohi number...
Jis te sms kardiya tuhannu maut paindi hai......;->.
By: sharma
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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.
By: www.rrathi.tk
In Punjabi SMS
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"meri Chup" bra kujh huda jo bol k smjhayeaa nhi janda... bra kujh hunda jo chup smjha jandi a...bhuti war bol nire fjul humde hn..... te kdi kdi chup pure da pura SHABDKOSH...
By: Angrej Srd
In Punjabi SMS
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Jatt asking his parrot-ganga ram,Churi khani ae? Parrot-teri maa ne salya Pehlan mirchan khwa khwa ke bvaseer karati hun churi kawa ke sugar karani e.
By: sharma
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Punjabi's Teacher: Dekho bacho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi me convert karo.......
Student: Oye Kanjro O vekho
"Pataaka"
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
.
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??
.
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c...
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Boy : Sardar G Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Sardar : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.
By: AMU
In Jokes SMS
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O sher araz karda hai
"E Chand sitaro,
Bhen de yaaro,
mainu kuj ni aanda,
mainu thalle utaro"
By: no one
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ajkal dia Kudiyaan da dialog --
.
.
,
.
.
.
"Bebe koi munda manda fasona ta
gal kar"
"Roti pakoni koi saukha kam
aa"
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Father : ki hoya put, kyu royi jana, mainu das main v tere dosta varga ha
Son : ki dasa yarr, apni vali nu milan geya c, tere vali ne dekh leya, bahut kuteya yarr
By: Tarun Sachar
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ik kudi collage nu ja rahic,Os nu parpoz karn lai ik munde ne kiha,"Chann ta Raat nu charda hai,Ajj dine kive?
KUDI: "ULLU ta RAAT nu bolde ne,Ajj dine kive?
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Sharma & hiswife went forDivorce.
Judge:U have 3 kids.How wil u divide them?
Sharma thinks & says, chado ji fir agle sal 4 jawaka nal awa ge fir 2-2 kar lwa ge..
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Chuhi chuhe se-Tu mere lyi jaan de sakda a?
Chuha-kade nhi?
chuhi-kyon?
chuha-:Ssadi maa nu put nhi labne tenu yaar bathere......
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Mom: Pappu meri chappal lab de. .
Smart Pappu after 5 min .
opened google.com and . typed
"WWW.bebe di khabbe pair di chapal.com
By: navi shrivastava
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Master-kaka pad liya kr,teri umar ch ta Gandhi ne B.A. kr liti si.
Student-master ji tusi v kuch sikh liya kro,tuhadi umar ch ta Bhagat singh ne fansi le li si.
By: viru choudhary
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ranja aya Bulet chla k, Heer bethi jean pa k, Ranja ne chlaya gear pa k, heer digi nali ch ja k, Ranja utarya gogls lah k
FIR KI,Heer ne Ranja kutya lamma pa k
By: viru choudhary
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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CONDUCTR: BEBE bus vichon kyu utar gi tu?
BEBE: A bus chalni ta hai ni,
CNDCTR: O KYU?
BEBE: aa dekh college de munde keh rahe ne bus vich koi PURJA ta hai ni.
By: shweta dhingra
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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1 hathi talwar chaki aunda c,kidi nu dekh
os ne talwar sut diti,kidi ne puchia tu
talwar q sut diti,hathi ne keha:'takk k
tera husan goriye hthon hthiyar gye'
By: smayal mayal
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Air hostess to all the passenger.?
Kripya apni -apni belt bandh le..
"santa asked"
Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kra.....?
By: SOHAIL KHAN
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy
Papa:Hum Aaj Hi A/C Lagwa Ly Gay
Paindu Bacha: Abba Aj Bari Garmi Ay
Abba: Ja Kanjra Tind Karwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway
By: SOHAIL KHAN
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?
Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??
By: SOHAIL KHAN
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Ek Pregnet lady deliveri ke liye Dr Santa K paas gai deliveri ke time lady ne 'Padd" Mareya ta Dr Santa Bollya sare Pre ho Jao Munda BULLET te aa reha hai.,
By: Deep9009™
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Doctor :- Tuhaadi patni sirf 24 ghante di mehmaan hai..
SANTA :- Koi gal nai Doctor sahib.. jithe 24 Saal kad le othe 24 ghante hor sahi..
By: Deep9009™
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan kita hai k gurdware wich 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500 de note nahi chadaye jange
kyonKi
GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai.
By: Love
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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1971 da yudh chal reha c.Pak jahaj to bumb sut reha c Loki gharo bahar aa gaye.
Banto:Mein apne nakli dand bhul gayi.
Banta:'Saliye Jahaj bumb sutda kurkure ni.
By: Manpreet kaur
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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NIKY-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
NIKY'S BRDER-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...
By: kharak singh DHARTIDHAK
In Punjabi Jokes SMS
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Teacher to Student: Agar main tumhari maa hoti
to main tujhe 2 din mein sudhaar deti ...
Student: Madam main hune ja ke apne
Bapu nu dasda ki teri Lottery lag gi oye..........
By: sandi singh
In Jokes SMS
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Teacher: " Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi", Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh
By: sonia kaur
In Punjabi SMS
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JATT:-No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No Topi No Chatri Sirf Khtri. Mulla:- No Gas No Chulla Sirf Mulla.
PUNJABI:-na dalda na gheo punjabi sarea da peo..!
By: vikki gautam
In Punjabi SMS
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Babbu maan's.... Aj din paper da, ajj padhna paina, Degree nal paya panga poora krna paina.., tusi pass krdeo thonu fark ni paina, je fail hogya mera kakh ne rehna
By: Love
In Punjabi SMS
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Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.
Chal hun Teri Vaari..
Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Tusi Enj Kro.
Mobile off kro,
Battry kad lo
Sim v kad lo
Mobile Nu Road te rakh k uton
IT mar do
jadon tusi msg e nai krna te is
Kanjar da ki faida.
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:
maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..
maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
.
.
.
.
tu sandhay ty awein gaa....
By: jayant bhatia
In Jokes SMS
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1 Pendu Lady Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai.
1 Din Uska Banda Khana Khate Hue Mar Gya.
Larki Ne Logo Ko Bataya,
Haye Pani V Nai Mangia,Bs Water Water Krda C
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses
English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!
Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!
Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta...
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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santa: jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi menu meri biwi ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawan.
Friend: aur ab???
Santa: kha hi jaanda te changa c
By: jayant bhatia
In Jokes SMS
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Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,
kisi ne poocha:
Santa apka ghora konsa hai?
Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu
agay laya hoya ae.
By: jayant bhatia
In Jokes SMS
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Boys Attitude!
Wen A Boy Proposes A Girl
If She Says Yes
Then
“Pata Ni Kineya Nu Haa Kiti Honi A”
If She Says No
Then
“Bandri Apney Aap Nu Aishwariya Samjhdi Hai”
By: Rikshu jaadu
In Punjabi SMS
Like [5]SMS to Mobile
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?..
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya
Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha
GOLU:Theek He
Te Mousam Nawa Pa D
By: mandar jadhav
In Jokes SMS
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karwa choth di swer uth k wife pooja karane lagi,
husband: swere-2 ki rola paya hoya hai,
wife; sutta rah kanjra tera hi sayapa
karan lagi aa
By: rana
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.
banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Free free free dhoti naal kacha free.Cow naal Bachra free.Cheti cheti viyaah karva lo kanjro.nahi tah milega voti naal bacha free....!?!
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer chalana sikh lavan. Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti
To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.
Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay,
Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa to Preeto on suhaag raat
Soniye tenu apne do bullan naal kujh kar k dikhavan
Preeto - Haaye main mar javan karo ji.
Santa - Burraa.......
By: PANKAJ SINGH
In Punjabi SMS
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Man: Mein kaam per jaa raha hoon..
Sister: Allah ki amaan ho Veer..
Mother: Jeetey raho beta..
B.v: Ae kera time aey jan da?
Teray kam e nai mukday...
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa- Jado mai chota c,menu ik kuri nal pyar ho gya,te mai usde 4 bhrawa nal gal v karli c.
Banta-Fer ki hoya?
Santa-aje tak siddha tureya nai janda.
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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1 faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha :
"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey&q
By: aman preet
In Punjabi SMS
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1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:
1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.
Bacha: Baba nass hun.
By: aman preet
In Adult SMS
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1 Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein Gira
Aur Nikal k mast ho k Soi Hui Billi k Mooh pe Dom Maar k Bola.
Utth Kanjriye...
Pola Badmash Tera Mujra Wekhan Aaya Aye.
By: jayant bhatia
In Punjabi SMS
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sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi. banta us dukan te shave kraun aaya.santa-muchhan rakhaniyan ? banta:yes. santa:(muchhan katt ke): aa le jeb wich pa le
By: NAVDEEP SINGH
In Punjabi SMS
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9215542945.Gor se dekho is number ko.
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eh ohi number hai..
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ji haan ohi 1
number..
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ohi number...
Jis te sms kardiya tuhannu maut paindi hai......;->.
By: sharma
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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.
By: www.rrathi.tk
In Punjabi SMS
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"meri Chup" bra kujh huda jo bol k smjhayeaa nhi janda... bra kujh hunda jo chup smjha jandi a...bhuti war bol nire fjul humde hn..... te kdi kdi chup pure da pura SHABDKOSH...
By: Angrej Srd
In Punjabi SMS
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Jatt asking his parrot-ganga ram,Churi khani ae? Parrot-teri maa ne salya Pehlan mirchan khwa khwa ke bvaseer karati hun churi kawa ke sugar karani e.
By: sharma
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Punjabi's Teacher: Dekho bacho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi me convert karo.......
Student: Oye Kanjro O vekho
"Pataaka"
By: sharma
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santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
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Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??
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Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c...
By: sharma
In Punjabi SMS
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Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Boy : Sardar G Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Sardar : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.
By: AMU
In Jokes SMS
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